know i love you but just once, i would like stories to end up with -- but just like lucy with charlie brown -- first katy perry singing about kissing the girl and liking it. she never does it in the video. and now you. teasers, teasers. >> stephanie: neener, neener. and nanny nanny boo-boo. he just filled in the story in his thought bubble. all right. hey, speak of marriage equality week, jacki schechner -- [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> yes? >> stephanie: yet another future husband for me. >> for me? >> stephanie: no, for me. >> how come you get all of the good ones? >> stephanie: this brings together american and also guns. the themes of the week. a federal prison guard has been charged with shooting his own finger in a drunken attempt to remove his wedding ring during an argument with his wife. the gunshot badly mangled his finger but did not remove the ring. >> stephanie: wow. ♪ i just shot myself ♪ ♪ i just [ bleep ] shot myself ♪ ♪ i just [ bleep ] shot myself ♪ ♪ >> cut down on the sodium if you want to take your wedding ring off. >> stephanie: vaseline. >> butter.